A woman had been married four times and was still a virgin. Somebody asked her how that could be possible. "Well," she said. "The first time I married an octogenarian and he died before we could consummate the marriage." "The second time I married a naval officer and war broke out on our wedding day." "The third time I married a MicroSoft Windows programmer and he just sat on the edge of the bed and kept telling me how good it was going to be." "The fourth time, I married a computer technician. He'd sit on the edge of the bed and tell me, "I'll have it up in 30 minutes."